The Oscars

Every year, I promise myself I won’t watch the Academy Awards and, every year, I end up breaking that promise. Not sure why, since it’s little more than a glorified popularity contest. Not this year. None of the movies up for nomination interest me, and it’s being hosted by the overrated comedian Jon Stewart. Last time he hosted the Oscars, I almost fell asleep. I wish they’d get Frank Caliendo to host the Oscars.