No, I didn't watch the Video Music Awards. We don't have MTV and, frankly, we have no desire to get it. Call it Mundane Television.
I am glad to see that Britney Spears is getting her life back together.
As for that loser who hosted the VMA, please face reality and realize that you're as funny as a migraine. I won't post your name here, because you don't deserve it. But I will say this: as a comedian you're beyond pathetic. You make Pauly Shore seem like Bill Cosby. If you don't like America, you're more than happy to stay in England. Preferably in a landfill.
That is all.